prettylxxxve:

st3fan00:

Slide your finger across the GIF & you can manually open & close the fridge

I’m too amused 😐😳😍


WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOLY SHIIIIIEEEEEEEET

prettylxxxve:

st3fan00:

Slide your finger across the GIF & you can manually open & close the fridge

I’m too amused 😐😳😍

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOLY SHIIIIIEEEEEEEET

(via pizza)

tastefullyoffensive:

Before the internet. [xkcd]

tastefullyoffensive:

Before the internet. [xkcd]

I blame the internet.

I was logging into my bank account online and it asked “who’s your best friend?” as a security question, and I was stumped.

just an observational post. because everything in my life is pretty damn great except the money thing and it likes to complicate things

How to turn your awesomeness into a monetary thing: life’s struggle.

cute-overload:

Potato & bella!http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

comedycentral:

Watch it here.

saucefactory:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

peabodysfedora:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes

"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."

#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and JuliassΒ (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)

"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"

"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."

"Diarrhea on both your houses!"

#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow

"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”

THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME

(via messessentialist)

(Source: yourackdisciprine, via samkind)

idioticteen:

listening to your favorite band with your friend

image

(Source: idioticteen, via zackisontumblr)

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